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• Russia has the Moscow circus, we have Congress.
• Inadmissible: Not competent to be considered. Said of certain kinds of testimony which juries are supposed to be unfit to be entrusted with
  and which judges, therefore, rule out, even of proceedings before themselves alone....
• You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
• How fading are the joys we dote upon! Like apparitions seen and gone.
  But those which soonest take their flight Are the most exquisite and strong,-- Like angels' visits, short and brigh...
• That tendency to err that programmers have been noticed to share with other human beings has often been treated as if it were an awkwardness attendant upon programming's adolescence
  which like acne would disappear with the craft's coming of age....
• If gun laws in fact worked, the sponsors of this type of legislation should have no difficulty drawing upon long lists of examples of criminal acts reduced by such legislation.
  That they cannot do so after a century and a half of trying -- that they must sweep under the rug the southern attempts at gun control in the 1870-1910 period, the northeastern attempts in the 1920-1939 period, the attempts at both Federal and State levels in 1965-1976 -- establishes the repeated, complete and inevitable failure of gun laws to control serious crime....
• When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
  -- Alexander Graham Bell...
• The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see.
  -- Monty Pytho...
• The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see.
  -- Monty Pytho...