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Remember: "Why Doesn't The Gov't Do Something" Is A Trap.
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Remember: "Why doesn't the gov't do something" Is a trap.
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Why, when people pray, do they invariably ask for something?
Troi: "So how much do you remember?" Barclay: "I, I, I remember doing everything.
I just don't remember how or why!" -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44721.9...
Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
Always remember, however, that there's usually a simpler and better way to do something than the first way that pops into your head.
-- Donald E. Knuth, "TeXbook...
As a candidate for national elective office the most dangerous thing you can do is say something during the campaign that the people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy...
Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning?
So they will have something to do in the afternoon....
No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
.. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
You will remember something that you should not have forgotten.