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• Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
• Hi! I can't remember your name either.
• You may be redneck... if you paint your car with cans of spray paint.
• You may be redneck... if you paint your car with house paint.
• Manager: Homer, I'm sorry. There's nothing worse than a yellow-bellied freak.
  .. unless that's his act. I expect your letter of resignation on my desk....
• Hi, my name is John, and I'm a closet lurker.
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me!