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• What is red, green, and goes 150 m.p.h.? A frog in a blende
• Madness, we fancy, gave an ill-timed birth to grinning laughter and to frantic mirth. -- Prio
• The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. -- Martin Fraquhar Tuppe
• Marge: Last year you got a little rambunction and mooned the poor umpire.
  Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right, no, the duty!...
• If you're going faster than 90 MPH and they chase you -- make 'em *earn* it.