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• Relying on a dog might turn you in a dog addict.
• If you turn blind: don't expect your dog to be turned into a seeing-eye dog.
• Your dog finds you repulsive.
• I thought you said that your dog does not bite! -- It's not my dog.
• A dog is a dog unless he is facing you; then he is Mr.
  Dog. -- Haitian Proverb...
• A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
  -- Jack Londo...
• They say that throwing food at a wild dog might tame him.
• I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world
  Doggie heaven. In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt!...