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• She who hesitates is won.
• An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb will not have a hydrant beside it.
• An optimist is one who thinks that Schrodinger's cat is half alive.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest!
• Sunbathing: A fry in the ointment. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Minuteman: A fellow who can make it to the refrigerator and back with a sandwich while the commercial is on television.
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...
• Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Pedestrian: A guy who is sure there is still gas in the tank when the gauge points to "Empty".
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...
• Reckless Driver: A motorist who passes you on the highway in spite of all you do to prevent it.
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...