Real programmers like C because it's the only language
they can spell
they can spell
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to spell quiche.
They like Twinkies, Old Coke, palate-scorching Szechwan... - C++ --
The language in which only friends can access your... - Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
) -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA... - Real computer scientists like C's structured constructs,
but they are suspicious of it because its compiled... - YAFIYGI /yaf'ee-y*-gee/ adj.
[coined in response to
WYSIWYG] Describes the command-oriented ed/vi/nroff/TeX style of
word processing or other user interface,
the opposite of WYSIWYG. Stands for "You asked... - REAL PROGRAMMERS deal with assembly language the old-fashioned way .
they learn it... - Real software engineers like C's structured constructs,
but they are suspicious of it because they have heard... - YAFIYGI: /yaf'ee-y*-gee/ adj. [coined in response to WYSIWYG]
Describes the command-oriented ed/vi/nroff/TeX style of word
processing or other user interface,
the opposite of {WYSIWYG}. Stands for "You asked... - Real Programmers use DEBUG <C
\DOSFILES\PROGRAM...
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"Of course it's wrong!
It's illegal!" "I've never done anything illegal before... - It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand
a correct one... - Tarmin: "It's been three centuries since we treated anyone for this.
this form of rape. But there are medical records... - Fresco's Discovery:
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored... - That road which is the sole road
which leads to the greatest tourist attraction in the area can only be
repaired during the busiest three weeks of the entire tourist season.
Repairs are to be...
