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Real Programmers Don't Write In COBOL. COBOL Is For Wimpy Applications Programmers.
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Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy applications
programmers.
Related:
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for COmmon Business Oriented Laymen who can run neither a buiness or a real program.
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
COBOL programmers are self-documenting.
COBOL programmers do it with bugs.
COBOL programmers do it very slow.
