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• How many BASIC programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  10 push bulb upwards:twist bulb clockwise 20 goto 10...
• Real Programmers aren't afraid to use GOTO's.
• LISP-programmers say: "Guess how many parentheses are needed to do this!
  Prolog-programmers say: "How can I do it in reasonable time ?...
• Basic: Language of choice by non-programmers.
• BASIC programmers do it all over the place.
• C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts.
• Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
  -- Ray Simard...