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• Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw." -- Heather, "Heathers", movie
• 'Heather, why are you such a megabitch ?' 'Because I can be.' -- Heathe
• Heather to her 2 mommies: "Why do I have only 1 navel?
• /* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */ 2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c
• We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -- Mother Teresa
• Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles you've got to learn to fly.
  -- Veronica, "Heathers", movie...
• Kent: [on TV] And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested -- [a list scrolls by] -- while Heather Locklear-Fortensky remains at large.
  Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them dangerous....
• I wanna come back as a toungue depressor for Heather Locklear!
• I Do Everything For Jesus. -- Mother Teresa, The Five Fingers Rule