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Life's A Witch And Then You Fly!
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Life's a Witch and then you Fly!
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Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles you've got to learn to fly.
-- Veronica, "Heathers", movie...
To fly away you need a way!
Most men fall in love with a pretty face but find themselves bound for life to a hateful stranger, alternating endlessly between workshop and a witch's kitchen.
Call a witch doctor! My witch is sick.
Where there's a witch, there's a way.
Which Witch is Which?
Bender: He's a witch!
