Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run
on future hardware. Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo
sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet.
on future hardware. Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo
sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet.
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- Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run
on future hardware.
Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo... - Real programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves
lucky to get any programs at all,
and take what they get... - Real computer scientists don't program in assembler.
They don't write in anything less portable than a number... - Homo sapiens.
The greatest oxymoron ever... - Real computer scientists work from 5 pm to 9 am because that's the only
time they can get the 8 megabytes of main memory they need to edit
specs.
(Real work starts around 2 am when enough MIPS are...
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- Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing;
a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished... - I cannot rely on your primitive technology. Kill the patient.
Anya to Dr. Pulaski, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568... - The world knows only two,--that 's Rome and I.
-- Ben Jonson (1573-1637)
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Sejanus, Act v, Sc.... - Buckle up baby,
it's gonna be a bumpy ride... - Try Dbase 1.0!
It's loaded with "Features"...
