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• CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! There are legs stick out of windows and doors.
  Two MEN are fighting in the mud - covered from head to foot in it....
• Brockman: ... means death for us all. And now, "Kent's People!
  Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty- five-year-old Springfieldite who has earned everything the hard way, but never let adversity get him down....
• Man was born to love-- Though often he has sought Like Icarus, to fly to high.
  And far too lonely than he ought To kiss the sun of east and west And hold the world at his behest-- To hold the terrible power To whom only gods are blessed-- But me I am just a man....
• A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean lady who knits.
  Crime and Punishment LITE(tm) -- by Fyodor Dostoevski A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later feels guilty and apologizes....
• If you meet a man who tells you that his favorite food is barbecued garlic cloves, you are talking to what is basically a very lonely man.
• Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
  who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy....
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
  SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....