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  finally they claim it was their idea to begin with. -- Everyone who has ever had an idea....
• It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data.
  Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts....
• At a bargain sale, the only suit or dress that you like best and that fits is the one not on sale.
• Maxwell: "O'Brien? Miles O'Brien?" O'Brien: "Hello, captain.
  Good to see you again." Maxwell: "How are you? I had no idea you were on the Enterprise....
• Burns: A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!
  [camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on a tandem exercise bike and Smithers pedaling] An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G....
• Q: What's the male equivalent of the maternity dress? A: The paternity suit.
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....
• No one has ever died an atheist. -- Plato
• Lysistrata had a good idea.