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• You are in a very creepy room. A sign on the wall says: "MAGIC "MAGIC is the word".
• Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.
• I made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says...'Bugger'. -- Cpt. Darling : Goodbyeee...
• The French for London is Paris. -- Ionesco
• We'll always have Paris.
• A German soldier in Paris, 1940. He takes the first girl he sees to a hotel room, has his way with her, and says arrogantly, "In nine months, you'll have a baby.
  Call him Adolf." She replies sweetly, "In two weeks you'll have a rash....
• A cloud of purple smoke appears, then clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer wearing tacky shoes.
  He makes a note of what you've just said, and says "Be nice....
• A volcano gnome seems to walk straight out of the wall and say
  I have a very busy appointment schedule and little time to waste on computer hacks, but for a very small fee, I'll show you how to logoff....
• An apache is a member of a gang of criminals, especially in Paris.