I made a note in my diary on the way here.

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• Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
  Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private...
• In short, a German spy is giving way every one of our battle plans.
  You look surprised, Blackadder. I cerainly am, sir...
• When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
  And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do...
• Till then, we've got bugger all to do except sit and wait.
  Oh, I dunno sir, we could have a jolly game of charades...
• Come on, I wasn't born yesterday. More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
  Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private...
• You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
  And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident...
• My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum,
  And so made sure that she would stay In better spirits...
• Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
  I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories...
• Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second,
  "For my best friend...