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• AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
• Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating.
  They'd cry their eyes out. [mock crying] "We should have never gone to the Flanders'....
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
• What's all this bru-ha-ha?
• HA! I kill me!
• Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
  Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
• i met a womyn from kentucky while i was in new orleans this summer who found out that i am a vegetarian.
  ..she said: i'm a kittitarian. she eats pussy-cats....