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• I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
  -- Blaise Pascal...
• I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
  -- Blaise Pascal...
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• Truth is shorter than fiction.
• The reputation of a man is like his shadow: It sometimes follows and sometimes precedes him, it is sometimes longer and sometimes shorter than his natural size.
• Dieting is when the days seem longer and the meals shorter.
• If miniskirts get shorter they wont be allowed any longer.
• Pull the other leg!