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• If it weren't for feminizts, we wouldn't need them.
• They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
  -- Carl W. Buechne...
• You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, by definition, half of them are even dumber than THAT.
  -- J.R. "Bob" Dobb...
• I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
• Don't wait for people to be friendly; show them how.
• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?...
• How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
• Yeah, know how you feel!
• Cats know how we feel. They don't give a damn, but they know.