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• Lisa: Quick! Let's get the -- Burns: Going somewhere?
  Bart: That's impossible. How did you get here first?...
• Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies away.
  Bart and Lisa: Noooooo! Homer: Mainly your mother. Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Bart: I know, the window. Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing?
  Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's cats....
• Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir?
  You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is....
• Lisa: {Wow, 25 puppies!} [Snowball II rubs her eyes, whimpers, and bats a ball of catnip aside]} Ba
  {An army of dogs! No bully will ever touch me again....
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Marge: Oh, Homey, aren't they adorable? Homer: Yes.
  We've waited many years, but the good Lord has finally blessed us with a real family....
• Lisa: Bart, in two days, I'm going to be eight years old.
  It's a big number, almost double digits. Ba...
• I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!
  -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...