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• You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
  I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• No program works the first time you run it.
• If it works the first time, quit testing it.
• When you heat with wood, you get warm twice: the first time when you chop it, and then again when you stack it.
• mean time between failures -- when you get an "F" on your report card and you take it out on your dog.
• When you have a lot of things to do, first things first, get your nap out of the way before all else.
• When you call home and get a busy signal, at least you are aware of where one of your children is at the time.
• Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
  -- David Letterma...
• Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
  -- David Letterma...