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No Program Works The First Time You Run It.
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No program works the first time you run it.
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Progasm: the feeling you get when your code works the first time.
If it works the first time, quit testing it.
C:\PROGRAM\RUN RUN\PROGRAM\RUN AWWW\COMEON\PROGRAM\RUN!
When a compiler accepts a program without error on the first run, the program will not yield the desired output.
When you run out of time you run out of everything.
Take heart, programs never run the first time (and complex programs never run at all).
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
-- The Second Law of Computer Programming...
If it works right the first time, obviously you've done something wrong. -- Herman's Rule
Machine-independent program: A program that will not run on any machine.
