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  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• The ability to say no is one of the greatest gifts any parent can have.
  Well, unless you count the ability to stay with this position in spite of all the requests that are made for reconsideration....
• A strange enigma is man!" "Someone calls him a soul concealed in an animal," I suggested.
  "Winwood Reade is good upon the subject," said Holmes....
• Murphy's Law of Government: If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.
• If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate. -- Murphy's Law of Governme
• If you have a difficult task, give it to someone lazy, that person will find an easier way to do it.
• Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
  [Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
• Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, can you point to the monkey?
  [Maggie points at Homer] Pfft. What do babies know?...