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• Annoy your roommate, Skip to the bathroom.
• It's so loud I can hardly hear the voices in my head.
• Annoy your roommate, Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
• Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years, you've had three children together, it's time to be honest with her.
  [out loud] I'm not sure I love you any more....
• The successful people are the ones who can think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
  -- Don Marquis (1878-1937)...
• The successful people are the ones who can think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
  -- Don Marqui...
• If you think you might faint, don't worry; you can always go into psychiatry.
• Want to be a composer? ... If you can think design, you can execute design--it's only a bunch of air molecules, who's gonna check up on you?
  Just follow these simple instructions: 1. Declare your intention to create a "composition....