"My new boyfriend is an absolute magician!" burbled the girl. "How so?"
inquired her roommate. "When he waves his magic wand at me, all my
inhibitions disappear."
inquired her roommate. "When he waves his magic wand at me, all my
inhibitions disappear."
Related:
- The evil fairy roils: Eat my pixie dust! She waves her black-glowing wand, which screams thinly....
- We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant.... - Girl Dumps her boyfriend to marry his dad
- She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly,
when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over
her head breaks.
She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture.... - It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working
as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants.... - It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself
working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....
