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• Where Young must torture his invention To flatter knaves, or lose his pension.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Poetry, a Rhapsody...
• There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
• I hate nobody: I am in charity with the world.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• There was all the world and his wife.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue iii...
• When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
  -- Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjec...
• He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue. -- Jonathan Swif
• Philosophy! The lumber of the schools. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
• Promises and pie crust are made to be broken -- Jonathan Swif