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• T is an old maxim in the schools, That flattery 's the food of fool
  Yet now and then your men of wit Will condescend to take a bit....
• That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of the atom
  I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet should fall into a most ingenious treatise on Philosophy....
• He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue. -- Jonathan Swif
• Promises and pie crust are made to be broken -- Jonathan Swif
• There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
• Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. -- Jonathan Swif
• Argument is the worst sort of conversation. Jonathan Swif
• A college joke to cure the dumps. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Cassinus and Pete
• A penny for your thoughts. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Introduction to Polite Conversatio