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• How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• You may be redneck... if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  100-one to announce that it burned out, 10 to agree, 20 to come running in with new light bulbs and screw them in, 9 to screw them in and leave the old bulb in, 10 to ask for a videotape of the screwing, another one to come in a few minutes later and notice the bulb went out again and start the whole process all over again....
• A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature.
  .. please send me your last pair of shoes, already worn out in dancing....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, if it knows its own Goedel number. (Could somebody please explain this one to me !...
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• PAIN: Falling out of a twenty story building, and snagging your eyelid on a nail.
• Please don't give me a piece of your mind... I know it's your last one.