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• Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they're Catholic!
• I survived Catholic school.
• Most non-Catholics know that the Catholic schools are rendering a greater service to our nation than the public schools in which subversive textbooks have been used
  in which Communist-minded teachers have taught, and from whose classrooms Christ and even God Himself are barred....
• Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• I went to a Catholic school where the kids were so tough the nun taught us art and how to draw composite sketches.
• I'm Catholic ... My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm.
  I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat. -- Lizz Winstead...
• A Catholic took his Protestant friend to Mass and the Priest talked and talked and talked.
  In one of the few moments of silence, the Protestant visitor turned to his Catholic host and asked in a rather loud stage whisper which everyone heard, " What follows when the Priest quits?...
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....