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• Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
• Neutrinos have bad breadth.
• Neutrinos have bad breath.
• I survived Catholic school.
• Most non-Catholics know that the Catholic schools are rendering a greater service to our nation than the public schools in which subversive textbooks have been used
  in which Communist-minded teachers have taught, and from whose classrooms Christ and even God Himself are barred....
• Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....