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Pets Are Like Little Children And Should Not Be Subjected To Similar (though Unintentional) Abuse.
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Pets are like little children and should not be subjected to similar
(though unintentional) abuse.
Related:
Pets are it!
Real men don't abuse children.
Knives and scissors, fork and candle, little children should not handle.
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Similar sire, similar scion. <------ like father, like so
Hey Mark stop abusing children, go abuse yourself.
Children should be seen, not heard.
Step on no pets!
He who doesn't like cats doesn't like pets smarter than he.
