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• Pets are like little children and should not be subjected to similar (though unintentional) abuse.
• Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle.
  -- James Russell Lowell...
• Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle.
  James Russel Lowell...
• Children should be seen, not heard.
• Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors. Cla
  [giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph....
• Barbers do it with scissors.
• Cthulhu loves the little children of the world.
• Scene shows Marge in the kitchen] Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to _get_ you.
  ..[brandishes some scissors] Bart: [gasps] Marge...
• Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this candle?
  -- Alan Shepherd [the first man into space, Gemini program]...