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• The man who thinks he is smarter than his wife is married to a very smart woman.
• Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we are, richer than we are, but we don't feel all that comfortable with people who are.
  -- Mickey Manfield...
• I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
  He was fun when he was a puppy. I named him Stay....
• Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow.
• Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -- Jeff Valdez
• Women and cats do as they like.
• Bart: This is for the ages. [flash to futuristic city with people crowded around] [the word "Bart" is etched in the concrete] Woma
  Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery....
• Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
• The Doctor's not as big a moron as he was. Smarter? No, thinner.