It is said that cats are untrainable. That is not totally accurate.
Appearances to the contrary, cats do pay attention to the instructions they
receive. They listen closely to what you have to say and sometimes even
wait for you to finish your sentence. They understand plain English as well
as anybody. How else would it be possible for them to so uncannily do just
the opposite?
-- Stephen Baker
Appearances to the contrary, cats do pay attention to the instructions they
receive. They listen closely to what you have to say and sometimes even
wait for you to finish your sentence. They understand plain English as well
as anybody. How else would it be possible for them to so uncannily do just
the opposite?
-- Stephen Baker
Related:
- Cats do pay attention. Just plug them into the 240v line.
MEWWWR... - It's 11:00 o'clock.
Do you know what your cats are shredding... - A novice asked the master: "I have a program that sometimes runs and
sometimes aborts.
I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at the dedication of a
new cat hospital,
and you hate cats, your reply, declining the invitation... - It has come to my attention that nothing I never said has caused me any
harm.
When I am gone, you will be sorry you never heard me... - A novice asked the master: "I have a program that sometime runs and
sometimes aborts.
I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am... - Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally;
the trick is in getting them to do what you want...
