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• Once a man gets a reputation as a liar, he might as well be struck dumb, for people do not listen to the wind.
  -- Pop Baslim...
• A print addict is a man who reads in elevators. People occasionally look at me curiously when they see me standing there, reading a paragraph or two as the elevator goes up.
  To me, it's curious that there are people who do not read in elevators....
• Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people.
• Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
  Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs....
• Passport pictures are what people really look like.
• People look ridiculous when they're in ecstasy.
• Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.
  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder....
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....