Related:

• In his book titled "Quick C", Al Stevens gives us a quick rundown on the origin, purpose and usefulness of so many programming languages.
  COBOL was designed so that managers could read code....
• If you Pascal on the road, go C him and his dog Spot.
• COBOL sucks, Pascal bytes, and assembly is a bits!
• PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!
• GFD: Go Forth and Divide
• GFM: Go Forth and Multiply
• Go Forth and Backup!
• Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
  Please modify your programs accordingly....