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• Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
• On marriage: Why buy a book when you can borrow one from the library?
• And never, never try to milk a bull!
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• Why do people spend years writing a novel when they can buy one for a few dollars?
• Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?
• Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget.