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• Ink: substance to apply before using liquid paper. Liquid Paper: see ink.
• If it doesn't, paint it!
• How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just paint them black and go on using them....
• Nobody can count themselves an artist unless they can carry a picture in their head before they paint it.
  -- Claude Mone...
• You may be redneck... if you paint your car with cans of spray paint.
• You may be redneck... if you paint your car with house paint.
• Mopar Mostly Old Paint And Ru
• File to fit, hammer to suit, paint to hide.
• I like to paint passing lines on curved roads.