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You May Be Redneck... If You Paint Your Car With House Paint.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you paint your car with house paint.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you paint your car with cans of spray paint.
You may be redneck... if hitchhikers refuse to get in your car with you.
You may be redneck... if you mow your yard and discover a car.
You may be redneck... if you sell rabbits out of your car.
You may be redneck... if your home is mobile but your car isn't.
You may be redneck... if your truck is taller than your house.
You may be redneck... if your van has curtains and your house doesn't.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if the primary color of your car is bondo.
