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• Paint: substance to apply before using paint remover.
• Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
  -- Professor W....
• Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
  --Professor W....
• 1: A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane. 2: An inclined plane is a slope up.
  3: A slow pup is a lazy dog. QED: A sheet of paper is a lazy dog....
• Compliments of congratulations are always kindly taken, and cost nothing but pen, ink, and paper.
  I consider them as droughts upon good breeding, where the exchange is always greatly in favor of the drawer....
• He hath never fed of the dainties that are bred in a book
  he hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink....