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You May Be Redneck... If You Paint Your Car With Cans Of Spray Paint.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you paint your car with cans of spray paint.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you paint your car with house paint.
You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty spray paint cans in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.
You may be redneck... if you mow your yard and discover a car.
You may be redneck... if you sell rabbits out of your car.
You may be redneck... if hitchhikers refuse to get in your car with you.
You may be redneck... if your home is mobile but your car isn't.
You may be redneck... if your car window is actually a Hefty bag.
You may be redneck... if you've hit a deer with your car....deliberately.
You may be redneck... if taillight covers on your car are made of tape.
