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• An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded summation, leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your arguments, Sir Geoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!
  Sir Geoffrey responded, "That may be, Milord, but at least you're better informed!...
• I have read your article, Mr. Johnson, and I am no wiser now than when I started.
  "Possibly not, Sir, but far better informed....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• May I take your trident, sir? -- Dirty, Rotten Scoundrel
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
  Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your job back?...
• I am right sorry for your heavinesse.
  -- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- Troilus and Creseide, Book v, Line 146...
• Your duty is, as ferre as I can gesse.
  -- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- The Court of Love, Line 178...