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Other Vice May Be Nice, But Sex Won't Rot Your Teeth.
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Other vice may be nice, but sex won't rot your teeth.
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Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth!
May you lose all your teeth -- but one should remain for a toothache.
May you find out that your lover is having a sex change operation.
You may be redneck... if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
Be open to other people--they may enrich your dream.
Grit your teeth. This is a serious tagline.
Futurama is brought to you by Thompson's Teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
Someday I may surprise you and say something nice.... But don't hold your breath.
