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Candy Is Dandy, But Sex Won't Rot Your Teeth!
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Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth!
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Other vice may be nice, but sex won't rot your teeth.
Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971), "Reflections on Ice-Breaking
Reflections on Ice-Breaking" Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.
-- Ogden Nash...
Household hint: If you are out of cream for your coffee, mayonnaise makes a dandy substitute.
Grit your teeth. This is a serious tagline.
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
Ignore your teeth and they'll go away!
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
