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• carperpetuation, n: The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen time
  eaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance....
• Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun), n.: The ac
  when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance....
• Can you remember when you didn't want to sleep? Isn't it inconceivable?
  I guess the definition of adulthood is that you want to sleep ....
• I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name. -- Paula Poundstone
• I have short-term memory loss, though I like to think of it as Presidential eligibility.
  -- Paula Poundstone...
• I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay away from it.
  -- Paula Poundstone...
• The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it is just a tired feeling.
  -- Paula Poundstone...