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• On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
  -- What do most people do on a date?? -- Martin, AGE 10...
• One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat.
  French fries usually works for me....
• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
  But I hope he showers at least once a day....
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.
  .. Other people care more about the food. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?...
• No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
  .. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
• Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat.
  -- What most people are thinking when they say "I love you" -- Dick, age 7...
• The problem with the way many people live their lives is that they spend most of their time providing for their old age, to the point where they do not live long enough to enjoy it.
• All you have to do is act like normal people, and they can't tell the difference.
  You just talk with them about the dull things they're interested in, and they eat it up....