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• Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.
  It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex....
• Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
  Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....
• Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
  Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
• Joey: These little women. Wow! Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
  Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her....
• Joey: [on phone] Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should've considered your feelings before I went home with you that night.
  I've ah, I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry....
• Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
  Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....
• Monica: Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there's no future?
  Either they're too old, or they're too young, and then there's Pete who's-who's crazy about me, and who's absolutely perfect for me, and there's like zip going on!...
• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....