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• Yesterday I was on a guilt trip ... today I'm on an ego trip.
• I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
• I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (BOREALIS)
• On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
  On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
• If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse-as when a man shoots himself.
• Gravity isn't my fault. Hey, I voted for velcro.
• The Law of gravity was just revoked again. I hate when that happens.
• As you know, I planned a trip out there for some time, so it fits in very nicely.
  -- President George Bush, on his trip to LA after the rio...
• I didn't do it. -- Bart, caught red-handed, "Bart the Love