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• Shake your hips and hope for the best.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Camille, age 9...
• Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Alonzo, age 9...
• Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs .
  .. and don't worry if their parents are right there....
• Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Del, age 6...
• Many daters just eat pork chops and French fries and talk about love.
  -- What do most people do on a date?? -- Craig, AGE 9...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Likes dunking for french fries.
• When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.
  He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me....
• I hate California. The trouble out here is that people you go out to eat with make you feel like scum.
  By eating healthy food! I usually order something New Yorky....