I Hate California. The Trouble Out Here Is That People You Go Out To Eat With Make You Feel Like Scum.

aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here....
Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!...
Homer: Hey Princess! It's me! The guy from the snap shot!
Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi. Home...
Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights.
In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup....
Carol: "Actually, he's a lot like you...in many ways.
Please tell me what you're feeling." Kirk: "There's a man out there I haven't seen in fifteen years who's trying to kill me....